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I will be back soon! q:)I WILL BE BACK SOON! q:) Good-Bye To Lilly LoveIt's true.
 The love of my life...my sweet, sweet angel has decided to walk away from me after all this time. The signs were many, yet, I tried to hang on to any little fire only to find out that there was nothing fanning the flames. My heart is broken. My insides burn as if I digested hot smoldering coals. And my pride...my pride is crushed into little pieces and scattered all over the cold ground leaving me standing with no answer of how to put it back together.This site was a dedication to Lilly Love. A place where I could share my love for her with the whole world! I thought that she was the one for me. I thought that nothing could get in our way. I thought it was going to last forever!
I love Lilly with all that I am and more. She was my best friend but now I've lost that too. If only I could change it....If only I had one wish...I would make her fall in love with me all over again!
But it's not meant to be. How I yearn to have the same Lilly back that I had. How I pain at the thought of losing her. My eyes are full of water.
My hands tremble and my body shakes. I am not in good condition. I need time. Alot of time.
So, as my story unfolds with a sappy, sappy love song...the future of this website is undecided. Can Goober continue without his sweet Lilly by his side? Will anything ever be the same again? Right now...it's doubtful.
So if it is the last time for Goober, I'd like to thank you all for the comments and for the generousity that you've given me. I am off to deal with this the best way I know how.
Thanks ya'll. And good-bye Lilly. I love you.  hAPPY nEW yEAR!These are my New Year Resolutions!
Thanks Ya'll....Have a Happy New Year!! SuPeR GooBeR q:) redneck-rocket-launcher-video-fer-ya'll <~~Click There for an awesome display! Stuff ya'll might like to read about: Saddam
T'was The Night A'fore Christmas....Ya know, I never give Lilly a chance to finish decoratin' the house at Christmas time...I always have to ''interupt'' her while she's busy at it!...hehehe...You'd think that after so many years together, she'd know what happens when I put on my Santa suit! :)So Lilly is busy decoratin' and I thought I'd giev ya'll a lil quicky thing I thought about! Busy, busy around the holidays so be careful everyone and remember...Don't drink and let your uncle stay over on X-mas eve! Here's what happened to us once upon a timer~~~~>
T'was the night a'fore Christmas when up in our house,
My drunk uncle was sleepin' with his darn stinky spouse.
Their socks hung by the chimney and polluted the air,
I even saw Smudgie start losin' her hair!
Their children were nestled all snug in our bed,
While visions of pillow stains danced all in my head.
So Lilly with her fly-swatter and I with my cap,
Had to chase them OUT as fast as you can snap!!
****CHASED THEM OUTTTTT!!!****
Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter,
I ran to see my uncle face down in some matter.
Away from the stink, I flew like a flash,
T'was his wife in the car tossing up on the dash!
Then the shine of the moon my uncle did show,
He gave the lustre of a plumbers bum to poor Mrs. Snow.
When what to my wondering eyes should yours never appear,
But a miniature tattoo that said, ''Have A Happy New Year!''
Geez, I wonder why he got that tattoo?
I'll be visiting ya'll soon and postin' you some video's! Be careful wherever you are!
Thanks ya'll!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
Turkey's Kin Fly!Ya know, we all got sumthin' to be thankful fer and fer me, it's Lilly. She's gotta be the best thing that ever happened to me and I know it's vice n' versas for her too! There's not anything I woulnd't change about her....Well, 'cept she can be too girly girl sometimes! Specially when it comes to her animals!
She's prolly got a hundred or more animals she's adopted out of the pasture and still wants more! This year she wanted these 2 lil ole turkey's that were runnin around the yard so she made me and Smudgie go out there and fetch 'em fer her! I guess that's all she thinks I gots to do on a busy day but I love her lots and I said I'd do it. Wouldn't you know it though.....them turkey's got a mind of their own!
Just as I got them 2 turkeys to trust me and let me carry them towards the house, somethin' startled them and they started to flap away like crazy! I got a good hold of their legs and off we went ****ZWWOOOOMMM!**** up in the air like an outta control kite! I was hopin' Smudgie would grab my leg 'er sumthin' to hold me down but NOOOOOOOOO!! I had no idea where she went!
Well anywho, I let go after about 50 yards of flight and landed on a cactus patch! ******OWOWOWOWWW****** Lilly's been takin' them prickly's outta my behind fer 2 days now! She thinks it's all just so cute how I sacrificed my rear to get her 2 birds fer Thanksgivin'! Oh, just to let ya'll know...Lilly doesn't know that people eat them kinda turkey's fer Thanksgivin'....She sez that they make 'em over at Billie Josh's Grocery and Pawn Shop Market!
Nobody tell her, please!
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgivin' and remember this sayin' from my uncle.....''Be thankful that you were dropped on yer head cuz if they woulda dropped ya on yer behind, you'd be smarter.'' Amen!
Thanks ya'll. SuPeR GooBeR >~~~
 <i HATE FAiRY'S!How can this happen??? I mean, it's not right at all!! Millions and maybe even millions and a half are prolly sufferin' from this right now! This can't go on!! It ain't natural lookin to the public and it never will! We needs to put a stop to these bunch of fairy's! It's gonna kill the country if sumthin' doesn't happen and happen fast! We needs to lock them up ferver and ferever!! It's plain embarrassin'!
It happened exactly one week ago....I woke up and there it was...starin' at me! Like I was posed to applaude 'er sumthin'! ''Hello!'' it sez! I sez back...''You sorry so-n-so, (I was real mad!) Don't you go on stickin' round fer days and days, ya hear?'' Well, of course it didn't hear but you'd think I'd get sum kinda symphony! But nooooooooooo! No one feels sorry fer me and this thing sticks out so bad you'd think my nose wuz pregnant! I hate when I get a ****SuPeR ZiT!!****
Now, I know who it was that did this to me! No one else has this kinda sick n' sense! It was the ever so-hated *Zit Fairy!*
I personally thinks it's a conspira-sea between her and the *Toof Fairy*! Just think about it! Anytimes you looze a toofer, you get maybe one or two bits....dependin' on whether it's a big toofer 'r not! But once you get's older and lost all your baby toofers, she's got no reason to come see you so she calls the *Zit Fairy* TO COME OVER AND MESS UP YER FACE!
Now, if that ain't right I don't know what's wrong! And we all thought the *Toof Fairy* was so nice that she cared 'bout us but no! She's just waiting fer you to stop givin' her toofers so she can invite the *Zit Fairy* over! They prolly stay up all night while we sleep and laugh at us..... playing Ticks-Tack-n-Toes on our faces! In my case, they were playing Pin-The-Zit-On-A-Goober! Right on my nose, they decided! Thanks alot! Next time anyone in my families loozes another toofer, Imma tell them to hang on to it till the *Zit Fairy* comes over and whack her on the head with it! ****DANG'nerRabbits!!****.....Ooops...sorry fer cursin', ya'll! I'm just lettin' it all out! Like my uncle always sez...he sez...''Booger, if you got's to let it out, let it out....Don't be stoopid and hold it till after da weddin'!''
I do have to say, *Thank You* to all my customers 'n friends who ignore it like it ain't even there, though. Strangers are the best cuz they prolly think I look like this all the times anyhow so it don't matter. And friends kinda look away like they didn't even notice it. But you kin tell they did. They're actin like REALLY kind 'n all.... like maybe they might have one bigger but in a place where you can't see it! This could be true, ya know? Kids are the worst though, cuz they just go up to you and go...''Hey mister Goober? Can I sit here till yer nose pops?''
Well anyhow. I've ranted 'nuff fer tonight. Maybe tomorrow morning Lilly will get one so she kin stop laffin' at mine!! Grrrrrrr!!
Thanks ya'll!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
Reposting First Time PhotosI was thinkin' today how much me and Lilly have when we get together so I decided to repost our photos from out lil fishin' trip we had a few weeks ago so's to remember the sunny days! You kin read about the adventure in my other blog post iffin' ya'll want! Thanks! I'm expectin' company this weekend and I'm not sure what to do. Heck, I might just close down the gas station cuz Lilly sez to me she sez, ''Goobykins, why not just shut down the gas station for the weekend?" She's so lucky to have a smart man like me! I love her!
P.S. Remember, I cannot post close-up pictures cuz then ya'll would know what us Superheroes look like! Nope! Can't do it! Must remain anonymous! Thanks ya'll fer stoppin' by and hope you likes your videos!
Later y'all!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
A Goobertown Halloween Mystery!Fer you ghouls and gals and the rest of your pals;
There's a mystery in Goobertown! A'spookin' if you shalls!
The sun sets in the west and fer 3 days he's gotten no rest;
It seems that Goober's Superhero uniform is missing it's great big ''S''!
It was laundry day that day of dismay;
When Goober noticed that he was a letter away.
He shook and he raked at the suit and the cape;
Hoping and pleading the big ''S'' would make a grand escape.
But with Lilly away, sad to say, there's no avail,
Goober is hopelessly lost. sighin' and tuckin' his non-super tail.
How sad is he, red-eyed you see,
No sleep, no eat, no hero is he;
Fer All Hallows Eve approaches, it's the only time to kids he boastes;
How grand, how wonderful a Superhero can be!
With the wind at it's might and the night stealing light;
This Halloween could be his very worst fright!
As the moon gleams its mysterious beams;
There's a creak from the door. Wait! Steps on the floor!
Up Goober leaps from the seat in which he sleeps
Awakened and shakened, this he abhors!
''Lilly?'' he calls. Almost falls as he stumbles to glance;
The lamp has no gas so a candle is the best chance
To see what could make that curious, thumping dance.
Across the room it scat, 3 thumps and a bat;
And it scurried upstairs quickly and what was that?!
Not one, not two, but triple the spook!
All thru his insides, Goober shook.
What could be waiting? What could be inviting?
Goobers heart was racing and the fear escalating!
Another bang! Another nerve rang!
Then it was still and quiet until someone whispering sang, ''Gooberrrrrr!''
A jump and a shiver and his knees did quiver;
Not waiting one bit for another call to hither!
A dash for the door, unlocked though ignored;
Bashing out through it's solid pine core!
Swiftly he ran and up a tree he span
Then horrified swiped at a gnat!
It was then when a shaken Goober did catch,
A glimpse of a quivering match;
It was Smudgie! Lilly's darned shakened cat!
Smudgie shook her ole paw;
Goober dropped his unshavened jaw,
When he saw what was hanging by tape;
It was the ''S'' no less that Smudgie did shake
And she must have slept on his Superhero cape!
''Hooray!!!'' Goober did say but now... What was next in play?!!
Now the night was still cold,
But neither Goober nor Smudgie were so bold
To make a break for the warm indoor shelter;
For whomever continuosly sang,
Alone they could hang,
Because waiting for dawn would be way much better!
''Happy Halloween Everyone!'' shhhhh...---Lilly
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CopyrightsI'll be busy rearrangin' n' stuff fer a bit but I'll be back soon as can be!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
[NOTICE] All literature works and art works related are owned and registered to Copyright by the owner of ''The Adventures of Super Goober''. Any attempt to reproduce the work for distribution of any kind without the owners consent by any private person, publication and/or other is a violation of those rights and subject to legal action. First Time PhotosHello ya'll! I finally got the photos Shirley requested and Imma posting them right after I tell ya'll about it! Sometimes you just gotta rest a bit after a few days out at the lake. Especially, if your as adventurous as me!
Our day started out just right. Lilly made us snacks and brought along soda pops so we could drink while out in the hot sun. I usually get my uncles boat ready to go....I can never figger out that thing at first...it's a little tricky sometimes but I always win that little scuffle! I'm just so mechanically inclinated when it comes to motorized vehicles. I never have trouble figgerin' out anything after a couple minutes or so. Anyhow, I was ready to go water skiing and that was alot of fun!
As soon as I hit the water, it felt as if I was soaring thru the air! My rides were so smooth---you could say that I have just about mastered yet another thing. Back and forth, ***SWOOOOSHWEEE***I went ***Soarinnn'*** over wave after wave as like them professionals do in them t.v.'s. One time, I just decided to let go, do a backflip and wave at Lilly as she layed out in the sun and ****SPLASHASHASHHHHH**** Man, I'm good. (*cough)
As fer Lilly, well, she enjoys the sun and says she just wants to watch me have fun. She knows she never has to worry about me. I'm as safety as safety gets! So, she'll just walk around looking fer the shadiest place fer our drinks and waits fer me to make the big catch! That's right. We eat what Goober (me) catches. Oh, and I don't mean to brag but I caught a fish so big it coulda prolly swallowed me whole if it ever had the chance! Could you imagine that? I couldn't.
I had no problem reeling in that big ole meal at all! When it jumped outta the water ***FLIPPAAROYOO*** it looked so big that I felt like it eclipsed the sun! Fer a minute or so, I couldn't see anything and Lilly said that I had a heat stroke or something just then cuz I woke up later to the smell of fried catfish while laying on Lilly's lounge chair. I hafta remember to take my vitamin pill in the mornings, she says....I thought I did!? Oh, well...
You know, spending time with Lilly is by far the bestest thing ever! She's always ready to go with me anywhere and I think she needs me around just in case she gets into any kinda trouble or sumthin'. She's so dependant on me it's just cute! Well, I better go now...I'm headed out to a bonfire cuz tomorrow's the Homecomin' game fer us! I have to take the lighter fluid! I'm posting the photos now! Just sum cuz remember...Us superheroes must remain anonymous! Thanks!
Bye ya'll fer now! Goober q:)
I'm Back SuPeR fRiEnDS!Upon request from Shirley, I will be posting some photos of me and Lilly's fishing trip! This will be the first and only time I will be sharing photos of myself....Well, I hope you understand that they will be partial photos but they will be fun! I am getting them developed over at Hanks Snuff n' Puff/Kodiak store and will put them up as soon as I geta hold of 'em! Be visiting ya'll soon!
Goober q:) or (:p...lol. Fishin trip!I'm off to a fishin' trip everyone! I hope I have better luck than THIS guy! See ya Toosday my SuPeR fRiEnDS!! Football SeasonedHere at Goober Has-Gas Station, I aim to please anyone and everyone! From the full service drive up pumps down to the funny looking balloons in the bathroom dispenser, there is everything here for just about anybody. I have pro-football jerseys and caps of any team you like ( 'cept the Jets ) in stock right now and I always have tickets to all of the local football games. To me, the phrase, ''The customer always deserves what he asks fer..'' is the only motto any business should have. Especially, in this situation....***dreamy cut-away shot***
It was a beautiful Sunday morning and the birds had been quite active judging by all the cars I had lined up fer a wash. Lilly and me had just finished readin' the Dolphins sports page over breakfast and I was admiring her as she made her way down to the bus stop. I like how she sways from side to side. She moves like one of them runaway models. I bet she'd move lots faster if I greased up her rollerskates next morning she comes by. Anyhow, Lilly blew me a smooch as the bus drove off and as I pretend-caught-it to save it in my pocket fer later, a car came screechin' to a halt out by my pumps. ***Errrrrrrrrt!***
Out I bounced like a football hoppin' on a newly turfed field ***Sproing***, leaned my head next to the window and sayz, I sayz..''How may I help you, Sir!?''
''i'LL tELL yOU hOW YOu KiN HeLp mE, yA sOrrY GooD fER nOTHING...'' It was one of them foul-mouthin' city fellers who come by every this time of the season on their way up to them big city football contests. ''yOu cAN sTArt bY FilLing Me uP, hANDInG oVer aLL tHE cASH yOu gOTs in Yer POcKeTS AnD tHEN yOu cAN lOAD uP THe CaR wIth ALL tHE tAILGatin' GroCERiES I neED, yA sTOoPId sOrry FOr NuttiN' sO-AND sO!!!'' He reached out of his car, grabbed my suspenders and ***SNAP!*** ''Aghhhhhhh Sun-in-mah-Knickers!!'' I yelled! ''That was just a little bit rude, sir!''
He let out an stinkerin', insultin', energizer drink burp in my face and banged the door to his green-colored '63 El Dorado open! ***CWALLOPP!*** When he stepped out, I was covered in his shadow! HOLY SUPER-DOME! He was bigger than a Trojans mascot on steroids and Viagra! His head coulda been a replay on a New York stadium jumbo screen and his hands were like 2 big ole elephant poopie shovels I saw at the travelin circus last year! He was wearing a Jets jersey with all the numbers of the team in the front. He was so big his britches had a label on them that sayz, it sayz, YEEEOWW!! All I could think was how sore his momma prolly was when he came hollerin' outta the tunnel! He was so big he prolly spanked the mid-wife on the end zone when he was born. That's BIG!!
But don't think fer a second that I was intimidated by all this. I was starting to fumigate and you don't want to FUMIGATE me! If there's one thing I do not tolerate here at Goober Has-Gas Station is big, unfriendly, swearin' Jet's football fans trying to rob me and Lilly fer everything we worked so hard fer. I am a DOLFAN and I was not going to allow any Jetter to come into my stomping grounds, run off with all my Pork n' Squirrel bratwurst, taking all our money and leaving me standing there with red burnin' nipples!! No!...No!... NO! It was time fer SuPeR GooBeR to ***SPRING into ACTION!!***
With the speed of a 28.8 Kbps connection and the swift hands of a baby-cow checkin' vet, I reached in my pocket fer my secret weapon! Yup, that's right! PUNKIN' SEEDS! I filled up my mouth and like a machine gunner, I sprayed that big fellers face and eyes! ***S-P-R-R-R-A-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T!!*** I pulled up my SuPeR suit as he leaned over blinded, climbed on his back and shoulders and commenced to twist his big ole cauliflower ears! Just then, out of the corner of my bandana, I saw a flying orange leotard and heard a fast, approaching squealin'... ***SKWIDDLE! SKWIDDLE! SKWIDDLE!*** It was the local female Superhero...Leapin' Lolita!
''I got his backside SuPeR GooBeR!'' she said. Leapin' Lolita screeched on by yanking out my towel-cape, dippin' it in the squeegee bin, wrapped it round n' round and with one hard locker-room wet whippin' motion ***WHACKKKKKERIPPPAAAAHHH!!*** ''Wooo hooo SuPeR! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!'' That big ole feller let out a scream so loud it shook the windows across the street over at Wilma's Perm n' Feed store! ****yAwWHeeHaHaaHoooO!!** I was now in a ride fer a gold ribbon in the local ''Bull, Bronc and Smoked Jerky Annual Rodeo'' it seemed like!
With every hoop n' holler from that big ole feller, Lolita smacked his behind harder n' HARDER and I swore I could smell smoke! His backside must have been burning redder than a hot iron placed on the forehead of a losin' Jets defensive coach! I had my SuPeR grip on his huge ears and Leapin' Lolita started to count! ''1 on the feller..2 on the feller...3 on the feller n' more...'' When she got to the count of 8 she jumped on the rubber-drive-up-ringer to sound off the end of my ride and I safely fell off! ***SPLUTTTT***
That foul-mouth Jetter ran across the street a cussin' away and was met by Wilma and her 4 regulars! You could see the fury them women had in their faces! No one interupts their daily gossip-cookie-jello treats routine! Wilma balled up her fist and ***SMACKO!*** Right on the noggin! He was out! Wilma yelled out at the Sheriff, ''9+11! 9+11!'' It was gonna take that many to haul this huge lug off.
When I turned round, Leapin' Lolita was already gone. I ran into the gas station, changed back into my fillin' station duds and watched as the local ''Yank 'Em or Leave 'Em'' wrecker service stringed up the green El Dorado. Lilly came by around closing time. ''So how was yer day Goobykins?'' she asked. ''Oh, same ole song, caller and square dance my love!'' I answered. ''Where are your rollerskates?'' I asked. ''I broke one of the wheels on the rubber-drive..'' she stammered. ''Uhhhmm...I mean..errr...the RUBBER WHEEL broke on the drive here! Here's what you saved for later, Goobykins!'' ***SMOOOCHHHH*** q:) ''Let's go over to your house and watch the game now, okay?''
No matter what happens in the course of the day here at Goober Has-Gas Station, Lilly always finds a way to make my day in the end. It's almost like she's here even when she's not! So, fer all you fellers that are Jets fans, go ahead and drop on by but beware! Be nice or get your football bee-hinds seasoned!
Have a great football day everybody! ('cept the Jets! )
Goober q:) [EDIT] My Dolphins lost today! No wise-cracks er else!
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Making Friends!Thank you everyone for being on my friends list! I'm going to be visiting all of you as much as I can and ***Ringgg**....hold on....one sec...
(uh huh?..uh huh...yes...uh huh...ok...it's 435-67-1324...how many issues? 12? Popular Mechanical? Yes, I've heard of it...Sure! it's 1402237698759005 and it's 532. Arriving ten months from now? OK! Thanks!) Ok, sorry. I always get calls like that. This time it was the Girls Scouts of the USDA. I usually get them from solicitors but I'm not easy to fool. If they only knew how well my Super senses are!
Anyhow, as I was saying....I am going to be visiting all of you and more here in a minute as soon as I finish typing. I'm glad to be your friends and maybe one day we can all get together for a BBQ at some place fancy like Julia's motel. Or maybe brunch ( that's like breakfast and supper at the same time) at Aafrica's Cafe or maybe just an afternoon get together at Lynn's place for sammiches, chips and drinks! I'd say we could all go to Corine's house but she just moved in and it's like in the U.K. and that would prolly be a long drive. But I'd send her the bus ticket to come over here!
Ok, so Imma go visit now and ***Ringggg***....one sec...(uh huh?....National Demographics?...Sure! one sec, please...) Well, I'm just going to take this call and I'll be there in a few my Super friends!
Signing off...... like my uncle always says....is like telling your plumber that the moon is a quarter full and so are his pants!
Bye, Goober! q:)
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Find A Penny, Pick It Up....You know, me and my girlfriend, Lilly Love, don't always have that much time to spend together. I'm always here selling gas and she's always busy loaning money to people who want to open up new businesses like our most recent store, the DigferaDollar. Lilly has to be the smartest woman in town and by far the prettiest! She is always looking out for me and this is just part of why I love her so much. So, whenever we do get together, it's always an adventure.
One Sunday, I closed early cuz Lilly called me and said, ''Goobykins, close early on Sunday.'' She had made plans for us to go for a hike in the nearby hills and have a picnic! That sounded great to me cuz I was hungrier than a pig wollering at a chinese buffet with no shoes on something or other...But her heart was really set on catching a glimpse of a rare bird, the Bald Hookerbellows.
I can't really describe the land or stuff like that around here and since I was never good at geometry, I'll just say it's prolly more than not as hilly as the skylines where your at. But it's hilly! So, off we went. Me in my shorts, socks and sandals, her in her hiking boots and summer skirt. (I like the summer skirt!) Just as I accidently stepped on my first prickly pear, ***pain*** I saw a rusted, water stained object on the ground. As Lilly was taking the stickers off my ankles, ***more pain*** I realized it was a penny.
Now, my uncle used to have a saying about picking up pennies. He'd say, ''Booger, find a penny, pick it up and put it in your pocket. Don't be stoopid!'' And I did just that. Lilly said it sometimes also had to do something with having GOOD luck but I thought she was just being silly. We continued on and held hands along the way. I can't stand to look down the hill without getting dizzy.
And there we were. Mid-afternoon, sun shinin in her hair, her ocean-colored eyes twinklin away like skippin rocks on the waves. We were sitting at the rock where I first asked Lilly to be my girl and she said "No way!'' over and over again. It took a few hikin trips but she finally said "Ok. Geez!." We started the picnic. Her with a chicken taco salad cream pie.... and me? Well, what else? Fried pigtails and mustard dip with all the stawberry milk anyone could drink. It's the food that helps me retain my super powers! Every special occassion meal gets crunchier and tastier!
We were enjoying our healthy meals outdoors when I sensed a tingling in my ear and felt the sudden urge to act! Quickly, I excused myself. I had to go fast! While I was swiping at the nats above and around my head, I began to relieve myself. ***ahhhh*** Just then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a man pointing a shotgun up into a tree. I pulled out my super Jacker Crack binoculars and ZOOMED in on the tree. It was the Bald Hookerbellows!
I was froze. I couldn't move! Partly, because I wasn't done yet, but mostly cuz I didn't want to alarm Lilly. So, I did what any ordinary man would do in this situation. I told her I had to do the #2 and be longer than I thought. ''I'll go upwind!'' I said. I knew I had to stop the man from shooting Lilly's bird! It was time for Super Goober to SPRING INTO ACTION!
With the speed of a high-powered hand drill and the swift hands of hibatchi grill chefs, I dropped my shorts, lifted up my aqua- colored super suit! With my orange bandana mask on and my original, now safety orange-polka dotted towel cape (to cover the burn marks ) off I flew! >~~
 <Up...up...and wayyyyyyy past the tree I was headed for----before my tumbling took a different direction (by way of a large chunk of limestone). Bouncing up and over and thru the fenced property line, I bravely went! Just as I had better control of my flight, ***WHAMMBOOYA*** I knew I had made the destination point! Everything went dark....so dark.....
''Goobykins? Wake up dear. Your going to be o.k.'' I remember waking up and seeing Lilly smiling at me. ''Mr. Meenose said you were very brave by killing that snake in the tree. Thank you so much for my Bald Hookerbellows!'' I looked over and smiling at me was Mr. Meenose holding a bird in a cage with a ribbon on it. ''You did a great job Goob. Sorry, I took you away from your picnic. If i need your help again, I'll call you ok? Thanks.''
Lilly was so happy that day. She not only saw the Bald Hookerbellows----Now,she owned one! As for me, well, remember I told you that I heal up quick. I was fine after a couple of hours. I had just one question about the whole thing, though. How did I get my super suit back in my shorts so quickly before Lilly and Mr. Meenose saw?
Lilly kissed me on the cheek. ''Thank you Goobykins! I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world! Oh, and here...Mr. Meenose said you dropped this *PENNY* when you bumped your head on the tree. I told you it was GOOD luck!''
Ain't that the truth!
Goober q:)
Thank you to Aafrica for joining my friends list! I'm taking more iffin you wanna be on there q:) -------- Thanks to Lynn for welcoming me to the blog world too!
Once upon a time, there is me....Name: Goober
Aliases: Goob, Booger, Goobykins
Age:35
Height: 6'3
Weight: 112lbs
Occupation: Owns a gas station
Location: Small town U.S.A. population 1,500 plus lots of deer, etc.
Significant other: Girlfriend Lilly Love.
Registered Superhero name: Super Goober
Titles held: Winner and defender of the 4th of July ''Smoke a Firecracker'' contests 2003, 2004, 2006.
Quotes: Fighting crime and stuff every day or so....
Introduction
Hi. My name is Goober. I've begun this log of my adventures because It's getting harder to keep my identity as a Superhero a secret. I figure that if I can write about it, it'll help bunches. My girlfriend doesn't know about this so it's between me and you guys. Ok? Ok! So, hmmmmm..let me see....where do I start?
My pops named me after an American movie actor who he said was famous way back when the world was black and white. He said the actor worked at a gas station and also fought crime when he was called for. He must have been brave cuz he had to chase bad guys through traffic lights while guessing the colors. Must have been tuff living back then.
My moms said she always knew I would be special since I heal up real quick. She said my skin was tuff as a boars butt cuz I stopped bleeding before she found the band aids. She was a lovely woman. My girlfriend reminds me of her lots. I miss both my folks since they passed. But I guess everyone has that time in their lives when your parents decide to cross the border and retire to Mexico.
Anyways, I knew I was becoming a Superhero the very first time when I was at the annual Halloween dance and festival out at the local barn. I was 15 years old and everyone was dancing and bobbing for oreo cookies in the rum barrel. I had just bought my coupon and was in line when suddenly, I heard a loud scream. Mrs. Bullbutter's fish fryer had caught the table on fire and I had to spring into action! Was I glad the old folks tramploline was set up close to me that day! I jumped over the barbed wire, grabbed a towel by the mayonaise dunk tank and bounced off the trampoline hard! **beeoingggggggg**
While still in the air, I remembered the fireman, Mr. Lava, who came to the school in 6th grade and taught us how to turn off a fire. Quickly, I wrapped the towel around me, fell on the fire and rolled up and down the table with the greatest of might! I could feel it burning but I wouldn't let it beat me. I kicked my legs, coughed and slapped myself until someone threw a can of baking soda on me. Everyone cheered! I was a hero! Mrs. Bullbutter later thanked me by giving me all the left over grease from her fryers after it cooled. After that, I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of my life! Be SUPER!
It was while I was walking to my bike that I heared the most beautiful voice ever. ''Your welcomed Booger.'' She said. I turned around and there she was...... Lilly Love! The most beautiful girl in school and the most popular at that! Her skin was so smooth and her hair shined like the pearl underwater in my uncles goldfish pond. She was the one who turned me off and now, was turnin' me on. She held my hand that night. She said she had never seen someone almost get burned alive in all her life. It was love at first sight. More on her as my story unfolds.
Right now, I am glad to introduce myself to you. I am relieved that after so many years, I've finally gone online where I can expose myself to everyone. I better be going cuz there's people lined up outside to get gas and I'm busy typing. It's not good for business when people are yelling bad words out in public. It remeinds me of something my uncle once said about cussin. He said, ''If youre gonna say things like f#*k and s*^T!, you better mean them cuz you never know who else will take the rabbit out of the chicken wing basket.''
He's a smart man.
I better go!
Good to meet you all and I am excited to be sharing all of my past, present and future adventures with you soon!
Goober :)
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