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The Adventures of Super GooberFrom this day forward, my daily...or weekly adventures...will be logged here. This is my story and I will never reveal my identity. Superheroes must remain anonymous. Thank you.
I will be back soon! q:)I WILL BE BACK SOON! q:) Good-Bye To Lilly LoveIt's true.
 The love of my life...my sweet, sweet angel has decided to walk away from me after all this time. The signs were many, yet, I tried to hang on to any little fire only to find out that there was nothing fanning the flames. My heart is broken. My insides burn as if I digested hot smoldering coals. And my pride...my pride is crushed into little pieces and scattered all over the cold ground leaving me standing with no answer of how to put it back together.This site was a dedication to Lilly Love. A place where I could share my love for her with the whole world! I thought that she was the one for me. I thought that nothing could get in our way. I thought it was going to last forever!
I love Lilly with all that I am and more. She was my best friend but now I've lost that too. If only I could change it....If only I had one wish...I would make her fall in love with me all over again!
But it's not meant to be. How I yearn to have the same Lilly back that I had. How I pain at the thought of losing her. My eyes are full of water.
My hands tremble and my body shakes. I am not in good condition. I need time. Alot of time.
So, as my story unfolds with a sappy, sappy love song...the future of this website is undecided. Can Goober continue without his sweet Lilly by his side? Will anything ever be the same again? Right now...it's doubtful.
So if it is the last time for Goober, I'd like to thank you all for the comments and for the generousity that you've given me. I am off to deal with this the best way I know how.
Thanks ya'll. And good-bye Lilly. I love you.  hAPPY nEW yEAR!These are my New Year Resolutions!
Thanks Ya'll....Have a Happy New Year!! SuPeR GooBeR q:) redneck-rocket-launcher-video-fer-ya'll <~~Click There for an awesome display! Stuff ya'll might like to read about: Saddam
T'was The Night A'fore Christmas....Ya know, I never give Lilly a chance to finish decoratin' the house at Christmas time...I always have to ''interupt'' her while she's busy at it!...hehehe...You'd think that after so many years together, she'd know what happens when I put on my Santa suit! :)So Lilly is busy decoratin' and I thought I'd giev ya'll a lil quicky thing I thought about! Busy, busy around the holidays so be careful everyone and remember...Don't drink and let your uncle stay over on X-mas eve! Here's what happened to us once upon a timer~~~~>
T'was the night a'fore Christmas when up in our house,
My drunk uncle was sleepin' with his darn stinky spouse.
Their socks hung by the chimney and polluted the air,
I even saw Smudgie start losin' her hair!
Their children were nestled all snug in our bed,
While visions of pillow stains danced all in my head.
So Lilly with her fly-swatter and I with my cap,
Had to chase them OUT as fast as you can snap!!
****CHASED THEM OUTTTTT!!!****
Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter,
I ran to see my uncle face down in some matter.
Away from the stink, I flew like a flash,
T'was his wife in the car tossing up on the dash!
Then the shine of the moon my uncle did show,
He gave the lustre of a plumbers bum to poor Mrs. Snow.
When what to my wondering eyes should yours never appear,
But a miniature tattoo that said, ''Have A Happy New Year!''
Geez, I wonder why he got that tattoo?
I'll be visiting ya'll soon and postin' you some video's! Be careful wherever you are!
Thanks ya'll!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
Turkey's Kin Fly!Ya know, we all got sumthin' to be thankful fer and fer me, it's Lilly. She's gotta be the best thing that ever happened to me and I know it's vice n' versas for her too! There's not anything I woulnd't change about her....Well, 'cept she can be too girly girl sometimes! Specially when it comes to her animals!
She's prolly got a hundred or more animals she's adopted out of the pasture and still wants more! This year she wanted these 2 lil ole turkey's that were runnin around the yard so she made me and Smudgie go out there and fetch 'em fer her! I guess that's all she thinks I gots to do on a busy day but I love her lots and I said I'd do it. Wouldn't you know it though.....them turkey's got a mind of their own!
Just as I got them 2 turkeys to trust me and let me carry them towards the house, somethin' startled them and they started to flap away like crazy! I got a good hold of their legs and off we went ****ZWWOOOOMMM!**** up in the air like an outta control kite! I was hopin' Smudgie would grab my leg 'er sumthin' to hold me down but NOOOOOOOOO!! I had no idea where she went!
Well anywho, I let go after about 50 yards of flight and landed on a cactus patch! ******OWOWOWOWWW****** Lilly's been takin' them prickly's outta my behind fer 2 days now! She thinks it's all just so cute how I sacrificed my rear to get her 2 birds fer Thanksgivin'! Oh, just to let ya'll know...Lilly doesn't know that people eat them kinda turkey's fer Thanksgivin'....She sez that they make 'em over at Billie Josh's Grocery and Pawn Shop Market!
Nobody tell her, please!
I hope everyone has a great Thanksgivin' and remember this sayin' from my uncle.....''Be thankful that you were dropped on yer head cuz if they woulda dropped ya on yer behind, you'd be smarter.'' Amen!
Thanks ya'll. SuPeR GooBeR >~~~
 <i HATE FAiRY'S!How can this happen??? I mean, it's not right at all!! Millions and maybe even millions and a half are prolly sufferin' from this right now! This can't go on!! It ain't natural lookin to the public and it never will! We needs to put a stop to these bunch of fairy's! It's gonna kill the country if sumthin' doesn't happen and happen fast! We needs to lock them up ferver and ferever!! It's plain embarrassin'!
It happened exactly one week ago....I woke up and there it was...starin' at me! Like I was posed to applaude 'er sumthin'! ''Hello!'' it sez! I sez back...''You sorry so-n-so, (I was real mad!) Don't you go on stickin' round fer days and days, ya hear?'' Well, of course it didn't hear but you'd think I'd get sum kinda symphony! But nooooooooooo! No one feels sorry fer me and this thing sticks out so bad you'd think my nose wuz pregnant! I hate when I get a ****SuPeR ZiT!!****
Now, I know who it was that did this to me! No one else has this kinda sick n' sense! It was the ever so-hated *Zit Fairy!*
I personally thinks it's a conspira-sea between her and the *Toof Fairy*! Just think about it! Anytimes you looze a toofer, you get maybe one or two bits....dependin' on whether it's a big toofer 'r not! But once you get's older and lost all your baby toofers, she's got no reason to come see you so she calls the *Zit Fairy* TO COME OVER AND MESS UP YER FACE!
Now, if that ain't right I don't know what's wrong! And we all thought the *Toof Fairy* was so nice that she cared 'bout us but no! She's just waiting fer you to stop givin' her toofers so she can invite the *Zit Fairy* over! They prolly stay up all night while we sleep and laugh at us..... playing Ticks-Tack-n-Toes on our faces! In my case, they were playing Pin-The-Zit-On-A-Goober! Right on my nose, they decided! Thanks alot! Next time anyone in my families loozes another toofer, Imma tell them to hang on to it till the *Zit Fairy* comes over and whack her on the head with it! ****DANG'nerRabbits!!****.....Ooops...sorry fer cursin', ya'll! I'm just lettin' it all out! Like my uncle always sez...he sez...''Booger, if you got's to let it out, let it out....Don't be stoopid and hold it till after da weddin'!''
I do have to say, *Thank You* to all my customers 'n friends who ignore it like it ain't even there, though. Strangers are the best cuz they prolly think I look like this all the times anyhow so it don't matter. And friends kinda look away like they didn't even notice it. But you kin tell they did. They're actin like REALLY kind 'n all.... like maybe they might have one bigger but in a place where you can't see it! This could be true, ya know? Kids are the worst though, cuz they just go up to you and go...''Hey mister Goober? Can I sit here till yer nose pops?''
Well anyhow. I've ranted 'nuff fer tonight. Maybe tomorrow morning Lilly will get one so she kin stop laffin' at mine!! Grrrrrrr!!
Thanks ya'll!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
Reposting First Time PhotosI was thinkin' today how much me and Lilly have when we get together so I decided to repost our photos from out lil fishin' trip we had a few weeks ago so's to remember the sunny days! You kin read about the adventure in my other blog post iffin' ya'll want! Thanks! I'm expectin' company this weekend and I'm not sure what to do. Heck, I might just close down the gas station cuz Lilly sez to me she sez, ''Goobykins, why not just shut down the gas station for the weekend?" She's so lucky to have a smart man like me! I love her!
P.S. Remember, I cannot post close-up pictures cuz then ya'll would know what us Superheroes look like! Nope! Can't do it! Must remain anonymous! Thanks ya'll fer stoppin' by and hope you likes your videos!
Later y'all!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
A Goobertown Halloween Mystery!Fer you ghouls and gals and the rest of your pals;
There's a mystery in Goobertown! A'spookin' if you shalls!
The sun sets in the west and fer 3 days he's gotten no rest;
It seems that Goober's Superhero uniform is missing it's great big ''S''!
It was laundry day that day of dismay;
When Goober noticed that he was a letter away.
He shook and he raked at the suit and the cape;
Hoping and pleading the big ''S'' would make a grand escape.
But with Lilly away, sad to say, there's no avail,
Goober is hopelessly lost. sighin' and tuckin' his non-super tail.
How sad is he, red-eyed you see,
No sleep, no eat, no hero is he;
Fer All Hallows Eve approaches, it's the only time to kids he boastes;
How grand, how wonderful a Superhero can be!
With the wind at it's might and the night stealing light;
This Halloween could be his very worst fright!
As the moon gleams its mysterious beams;
There's a creak from the door. Wait! Steps on the floor!
Up Goober leaps from the seat in which he sleeps
Awakened and shakened, this he abhors!
''Lilly?'' he calls. Almost falls as he stumbles to glance;
The lamp has no gas so a candle is the best chance
To see what could make that curious, thumping dance.
Across the room it scat, 3 thumps and a bat;
And it scurried upstairs quickly and what was that?!
Not one, not two, but triple the spook!
All thru his insides, Goober shook.
What could be waiting? What could be inviting?
Goobers heart was racing and the fear escalating!
Another bang! Another nerve rang!
Then it was still and quiet until someone whispering sang, ''Gooberrrrrr!''
A jump and a shiver and his knees did quiver;
Not waiting one bit for another call to hither!
A dash for the door, unlocked though ignored;
Bashing out through it's solid pine core!
Swiftly he ran and up a tree he span
Then horrified swiped at a gnat!
It was then when a shaken Goober did catch,
A glimpse of a quivering match;
It was Smudgie! Lilly's darned shakened cat!
Smudgie shook her ole paw;
Goober dropped his unshavened jaw,
When he saw what was hanging by tape;
It was the ''S'' no less that Smudgie did shake
And she must have slept on his Superhero cape!
''Hooray!!!'' Goober did say but now... What was next in play?!!
Now the night was still cold,
But neither Goober nor Smudgie were so bold
To make a break for the warm indoor shelter;
For whomever continuosly sang,
Alone they could hang,
Because waiting for dawn would be way much better!
''Happy Halloween Everyone!'' shhhhh...---Lilly
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CopyrightsI'll be busy rearrangin' n' stuff fer a bit but I'll be back soon as can be!
SuPeR GooBeR q:)
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